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Overheard #11

“That’s a cynical sunset.”

“Does my cock look big in these [jeans]?”

“She treats me like I’m part of the furniture – but not anything she’d want to sit on.”

“She's [Stormy Daniels] just a storm in a double D cup.”

“The difference between my week and weekend is I don’t feel guilty for doing nothing at the weekend.”