Generation ‘X’
As reported in the Guardian, Oregon has become the first state in the U.S.A. to allow the third gender option for driving licences and IDs. So, instead of the usual ‘M’ for Male or ‘F’ for Female, gender fluid persons can now mark themselves with the letter ‘X’. X seems a curious letter to use – wouldn’t an S, U or W designate fluidity better? (When presented with a form that asked Sex? as an adolescent, and come to think of it still today, the immature desire to answer ‘Yes please!’ was almost overwhelming.)
The letter X has many connotations and meaning, depending on context, many of which are negative, from Nazi symbolism and poison, to pornography and death. Films used to be rated X, implying violence or sexual content, and the letter is still used to designate extreme forms of pornography (XXX); there’s the X-Files, associated with mystery, the unknown and the forbidden; it is the sign of Satan; the crossbones of the skull and crossbones symbol is an X.
On the other hand, it has less nefarious meanings too: in maths, it is the unknown factor and the axis on a chart; to Romans it was the number ten; there’s Christ on his cross; the X-factor (though to me it’s the epitome of evil); XX and XY designate the male and female chromosomes; it’s a size of clothing; X marks the spot on maps... the list goes on: in short, its broad array of meanings means it’s a confused symbol (here’s a blog from Psychology Today exploring the many meanings behind the letter X).
Anyway, the letter X is the least of the confusion. There’s a whole plethora of jargon for third gender people. Not only is it confusing – for them and us – but many of the terms sound like the stuff of sci-fi (a mix of Burroughs, Dick, Ballard and The Matrix springs to mind; a line from a gender fluid person who “expresses multiple genders at the same time” sounds like it came from Philip K Dick’s A Scanner Darkly): third gender, non-binary, intergender, agender, bigender, gender fluid, amalgender and xenogender are just a few of the terms...
And I have a strange feeling that technology is to blame; the loneliness, anonymity and avatars of the online world and social media, where we can be who we like, has spilled into ‘real life’; politics and schools and traditional media have no choice but to follow suit.
(Bear with me – imagine a sci-fi film, called Battle of the Bender Genders, set 1,000 years in the future. Countries and borders have vanished, race is a thing of the past, the real battle is between the genders. There’s a world war, men and women lose, the third gender is victorious. We all have to wear matching white outfits, we all look odd, bitter and unhappy. The Miss World contest is banned, as is Woman’s Hour on Radio 4 and International Woman's Day; in fact books and art are banned and burned as the world embarks on its bland genderless future where we live in blissful unhappiness being told what to think.)
At the risk of sounding transphobic, all this third gender stuff is absolute nonsense (for the first time in my life I find myself siding with Piers Morgan, whose recent TV debate with Fox and Owl, two gender fluid young people who say “I never felt truly comfortable in my body. I struggled in my teenage years with puberty and was confused with myself and didn't know if I fit into this world”, neatly summing up every teenager in the world, caused a storm on social media). Worse than that, it’s dangerous.
In my day there were two genders, male and female. This is still a biological fact. I don’t care if you wear blue (boy) or pink (girl) clothes, or are a truck driver (man) or work in marketing (woman), if you have a penis you are male, if you have a vagina you are female. Fact. (There are a small percentage (0.5) of people born intersex – though to me it’s a congenital disorder, an anomaly akin to being born with three fingers, two hearts or one eye; blimey, even the term hermaphrodite is now outdated – presumably one day Jeffrey Eugenides’ fine book Middlesex will be banned). What you choose to do with your genitals is your business (sex is another jargon minefield – are you androsexual or gynosexual)? If you have a strange feeling that you don't belong or never felt comfortable being a man or woman, that is an emotional feeling, not a biological state.
What if I’ve always felt uncomfortable as a middle class, British, white, male human (which, naturally, I have)? What if something inside me says to me I should have been born in the Galapagos Islands as a turtle in the year 1784? Can I get rights to live like a turtle, laze around on the islands all day, go swimming and become an Ecuadorian citizen? Nope. Tough luck. To a certain extent, we are what we are born and have to make do with that.
48% of trans people under the age of 26 have attempted suicide in the UK (compared with 6% of non trans people). No wonder – I’d be suicidal working out which category I belonged in. Probably just the one called ‘depressed’. I don’t think the statistic is even to do with them being trans or suffering from transphobia – it’s do with them being mixed up, confused and weird. You know, being a millennial. But instead of simply being a frustrated and confused teenager full of angst for no apparent reason – aside from hormones, now they have an explanation – of course, it’s the dissatisfaction with the gender I was born with.
It’s a playground fad that has got out of hand – even my daughter (just turned 11) speaks of gender fluidity whereas twenty years ago she would have just said tomboy. Indeed, long before that, actresses such as Marlene Dietrich and Katharine Hepburn donned male suits and ties and would now be described as gender fluid – but back then they were being individualistic trailblazers. Today they’d just be part of the new in-crowd, getting categorised and pigeon-holed and likes on Instagram.
Political correctness is a form of censorship and fascism which rewrites the past and stigmatises those who don’t adopt the latest correct jargon (almost impossible to keep ahead of with the latest race terms let alone gender). It’s Orwell's Ministry of Truth where the past is rewritten or forgotten, and Newspeak which redefines language (though now it’s in a more complicated form, rather than simpler). As Orwell writes, “language merely reflects existing social conditions”. It’s impossible for us to see out of our own epoch, to see the past for what it was, and the future for what it will be. We’ve been through this before, right? Rights for women, blacks, gays... wrong. This is completely imaginary and ludicrous, like teenagers wanting Jedi to be classified as an official religion.
I’m exaggerating? Hardly. Words get banned before our eyes; if you don’t keep up to date you’re blasted on social media. Germaine Greer gets banned from speaking at a university for her transphobic comments. This is the opposite of freedom of speech or expression. This is think what we think or else. This is the thought police, totalitarianism. And this is just the start. Be afraid.
Previously on Barnflakes
Satorial sexism
Gender bender
Portland & Austin: tales of two cities
Notes on afflictions
Elsewhere on the web
It’s dangerous and wrong to tell all children they’re ‘gender fluid’
– The Spectator