Top ten morons of the year, 2021

Eton mess – a cross between Elon Musk and the state of the Tory party – is our pudding of the year.

1. Elon Musk
2. Boris Johnson
3. Jeff Bezos
4. Mark Zuckerberg
5. Bill Gates
6. Jeremy Clarkson
7. Piers Morgan
8. Any Tory Minister
9. Donald Trump
10. Richard Branson

To be fair, this list would remain pretty constant most years, not just 2021.